I’m dipping my paws in the water and testing this out.
Listen up, it’s my first beauty review.
The guinea pig for this debut is the Sugar Lip Treatment by Fresh.
Mommy’s tried Berry and Cherry, and while she raves about it…me, not so much.
Okay, okay, no need to raise your voice. Before I defend the mark I gave this lip balm, let me explain why mommy gave it a B+.
What mommy loves about Sugar:
- SPF 15
- Smells good
- Creamy texture
- Actually moisturizing
What she hates:
- The $26 price tag
She said she would have given it an A+ but it’s so darn expensive. And because it has such a creamy texture, you can use up the tube pretty quickly.
Now this is where I enter.
This would have failed my strict tests if not for the fact that mommy absolutely loves it.
I hate it because:
- It smells funny
- It tastes really, really gross
Whenever I tried to kiss my human while she’s wearing this lip balm, I could immediately tell she has it on. The taste is just so godawful. How can anyone even bear to put that stuff on their lips? It’s beyond me. I don’t care if it gives mommy’s lips some colour so she doesn’t have to wear lipstick, but man, the folks over at Fresh must have put something in it to make it so repulsive. Mommy said it doesn’t taste like anything, but I firmly disagree.
So, Sugar, you’re lucky mommy loves you so much, otherwise you would have been rejected by the renowned beauty queen, yours truly.